Slate has done it again.

Their John Travolta name generator, created after his Oscar flub with Idina Menzel's name, provided us all with a few seconds of fun.

Now try the site's new Goopify widget.

It will allow you to see how Gwyneth Paltrow might describe your relationship. After all, her "conscious uncoupling" with hubby Chris Martin has become the new buzzword for "divorcing."

Simply plug in your name, the name of your significant other and the status of your relationship. Choices include "single," "in a civil union," "it's complicated" and more.

You may find you are "ethereally asunder" (divorced) or "generously fused" (in a relationship).